barricadeponine:

my parents definitely did not raise me to be a queer feminist filled with the wrath of a thousand enraged dragons and yet here i am

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inebriatedpony:

mgodp:

He knows how everything works except people. 

That’s the most accurate assessment of Tony Stark’s character I’ve seen yet.

(Source: kimlennox, via seananmcguire)

“I will attack the Greeks with my entire navy.”  [x]

(via leighadams)

moriartynotprofessor:

unnnngh the butt wiggle bottom center


I’ll be in my bunk

(Source: kutchu)

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danyulsflameprincess:

ohshewentthere:

verityinspades:


regulateddiscord:


jake-horsecock-english:


dinosaurchickenuggets:


“If you’re from the sea…why do you have legs?”


#omg does that mean like #mulan is janice #and kuzco is damien
this is kuzco. he’s almost too gay to function.


I need art of that.


omg WANT


#Who would be Glen Coco #I need Glen Coco

omg Cinderella you can’t just ask people why they have legs

danyulsflameprincess:

ohshewentthere:

verityinspades:

regulateddiscord:

jake-horsecock-english:

dinosaurchickenuggets:

“If you’re from the sea…why do you have legs?”

#omg does that mean like #mulan is janice #and kuzco is damien

this is kuzco. he’s almost too gay to function.

I need art of that.

omg WANT

#Who would be Glen Coco #I need Glen Coco

omg Cinderella you can’t just ask people why they have legs

(Source: cahnartist-world, via seananmcguire)

den-of-cin-of-iron:

artraysofgarfield:

scarletvalkyrie:

dammit-jim-imadoctor-notablogger:

dlanadhz:

jessicamdawn:

What’s funny about this is that in Star Trek he’s quoting Sherlock Holmes, but in Sherlock he’s quoting Spock.

Although the original quote was from Sherlock Holmes. It was used in TOS and then in Star Trek (2009) as a reference to SH. Then in Sherlock 2x02, Sherlock says it and John calls him ‘Spock’ as though it’s a reference to Star Trek and Wibbly Wobbly Inception of the quote, yo.

Canonically Spock is a descendant of Sherlock Holmes.

Wait, really? ^^^^

Yep. Star Trek 6 Spock says “An ancestor of mine once said ‘If you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains however improbable must be the truth.”

(via autumnrhythm30)

"No one will be alive by the last book. In fact, they all die in the fifth. The sixth book will be just a thousand-page description of snow blowing across the graves."

— George R.R. Martin
[when asked if he was going to let any Game of Thrones/Song of Ice and Fire characters live] (via syddrian)

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virginitity:

how i seduce men

image

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“My mother boils seawater. It sits all afternoon simmering on the stovetop, almost two gallons in a big soup pot. The windows steam up and the house smells like a storm. In the evening, a crust of salt is all that’s left at the bottom of the pot. My mother scrapes it out with a spoon. We each lick a fingertip and dip them in the salt and it’s softer than you’d think, less like sand and more like snow. We lay our fingertips on our tongues, right in the middle. It tastes like salt but like something else, too—wide, and dark. It tastes like drowning, or like falling asleep on the shore and only waking up when the tide has come up to your feet and you wonder if you’d gone on sleeping, would you have sunk?”

The Alchemy: Salt from Water

(Source: luminoussea, via greatforesttrees)

sihayadesigns:

A Game of Oh Shits

It’s funny, because at this exact moment, my husband and I both said “OH SHIT” in unison.

(Source: gameofskins)

  • Me with romantic interest: Hi, how've you been lately? How's that project you're working on? Yeah? I'd love to see sometime, dude! How's the family? Good, good. Well, I'll talk to you later! Yeah we definitely need to hang out more often. Hopefully see you soon! :)
  • Me with platonic friend: YOU GORGEOUS CREATURE HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE LAST I SAW YOU? HOW I'VE MISSED YOUR LUCID DIAMOND EYES, UGH I JUST WANT TO KISS YOU AND MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECTLY SCULPTED, ARE YOU AN ANGEL MADE OF MARBLE LET'S GET MARRIED.

thefrogman:

Sick burn, dude. 

(Source: bowlegschester, via goddessvicky)