awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

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Throw ya hands in the air if you’s a true playa 

(Source: vondooming, via goddessvicky)

suricattus:

"um, it’s as though Twitter and Pinterest had an unholy love child that they abandoned to be raised by Livejournal."

- me, trying to explain Tumblr to non-savvy cohort

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miscnief:

are these still a thing?

(insp)

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jessicaexplainsitall:

Little Groot dancing

Let this be the wallpaper to my life.

(Source: thorxodinsons, via knitmeapony)

bathed-in—sunlight:

CRIMINAL MINDS IS ON NETFLIX I REPEAT CRIMINAL MINDS IS ON NETFLIX

(Source: charadesarchive, via mhalachai)

jagiv:

I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.

jagiv:

I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.

(Source: guns-and-humor, via naamahdarling)

geese-in-flight:

WTNV Ms. Frizzle is finished!  Inspired by cutie-toes's design, made and worn by me, shoes painted by Snh-snh-snh.  Points to anyone who can figure out the picture book!

(via watchoutfordinosaurs)

the-goddamazon:

blibblobblib:

Breakfast around the world

I got hella hungry just now.

(Source: sanziene, via babyslime)

Embracing your cliches, part mumblety-billion

gothiccharmschool:

Booming thunderstorm? Sudden torrential downpour? Quick, run out into the back yard in a flowing white nightgown! 

(I am a delicate nocturnal mossflower, I needed the rain!)

tamorapierce:

owlmylove:

when i find stretch marks on my thighs i make a point of smooching them because they’re just doing their best at keeping the all-powerful immortal Being within me from ripping my mortal shell asunder in a blaze of heavenly glory and eviscerating the cosmos in my divine wrath

You know what?  You just changed an aspect of myself I’ve hated since ballet class in sixth grade.  Thank you!

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peacelovefairytales:

sushinfood:

vvankinq:

this is fucked up. this fucked me up. the teachers fucked up by not showing us this fuck up. fuck.

dear god

i’m 28 and never knew this

me neither

i was never good at math and this would have spared me so much anger and tears in school

(Source: yodiscrepo, via watchoutfordinosaurs)

People will stare. Make it worth their while → Alexander McQueen | Pre-Fall ‘13

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